Thursday, December 11, 2008

Secret Santa... Can SUCK IT!

Okay, first off... doesn't that title just make you all warm and fuzzy inside?  Ha!!

So, Bee at Bee's Musings decided that, since this year has been OH so less-than-spectacular, and the majority of us are, well, POOR AS DIRT this holiday season, that a gift exchange of new proportions should evolve...  A "post the photos of the gifts you'd give if you actually cared had the money to do so."

Well, Jormengrund, you've been lucky enough to get yours truly as your Secret Satan Santa! Heh.

So, to start off your extravagant gifts aplenty, how about we address your affinity to, um, try and bust everyone else's balls by being just a *little* ahead of schedule with your jumping-the-gun activities...

That's right... a CALENDAR.  You know, so maybe you can remember what day it is - with the threat of, well, "Animals That Will Kill Your A$$."  Heh.
Or, if it's an abundance of freetime that's causing you to rush to completion...
You can just POP your way into submission of the actual date!!  ROFL  (I think I might want one of these myself!!  Woo!)
On a lighter note, Christmas just canNOT be complete without an appropriate tree:
Decked out with enough lights to make you require optic surgery...
And let's not forget, a special ornament to mark the year that has passed.
NOTHING sums up this past year like an octopus smothering the world in all its tentacley warmth.  Am I right??  *chuckle*
Now, we don't want to forget the wife and kids on this momentous occassion, so how about something the whole family can share?
Yum!  I know for me, there's absolutely nothing that rings in the close of the year and fills your gut *HEH!* with holiday spirit like some crunchy insectile snacks.  Hoo yeah!
So, Jormengrund...  I hope you enjoy your ridiculous heartfelt gifts...
And if not, well...
Santa never really did it for me anyways.  *LOL*

7 Harmonizations:

Kirsten said...

Nothing say christmas like a giant octopus!!

Jormengrund said...

LOVE the gifts!

If I'd been able to read the rules, I might have found the time to get something close to this for my family!

It's good to find folks that have my sense of style and humor around the internet!

Either that, or folks who can fake it really REALLY well.

(I'm used to folks faking it, so I can pretend it still matters!)

Thanks again for teh gifts, and thanks for stopping by my site too!

Merry un-Christmas!

VE said...

I think there's a light out on that tree...could you check for me?

Brilliant! Very funny...

Larissa said...

SO glad you enjoyed the gifts, Jormengrund... And same to you - it's GREAT to know my wacky sense of humor is appreciated by someone who doesn't live inside my own head... ROFL

And VE... Sure. Let me set aside the next *4 days* for ya, and I'll get that checked out right away. ;)

Bee said...

You made me snort with laughter!

Awesome Larissa!

HappyHourSue said...

I think if the world could just snuggle up with a giant orange alien octopus, we could see that we're not that different after all.

Larissa said...

Well said, Sue!! Hahaha...