Or something like that.
What I failed to mention about the FAIL-WHALE doctor's visit is that it was discovered that I now weigh, after over a year of restricted movement to one degree or a THOUSAND others, what I weighed the DAY I HAD MY SON.
Okay, so I only gained 19 pounds during the pregnancy... but dear GOD.
Like I didn't have ENOUGH reasons to be depressed.
Does anyone have any suggestions on how to get this weight off of me?!?!?!
I *would* have asked the WonderDoc, but I feared that he would have told me to see a plastic surgeon, because, you know, he was just THAT HELPFUL with logical, DO-able solutions and all.
Maybe I should go on the Kate Moss diet and consume nothing but Evian and celery. Oh wait... she tended to season with cocaine, didn't she? Hmmm...
Anyone??? LOL
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
I need a hero...
Sung By Larissa at 3:02 AM
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The celery "seasoning" might help with the pain?? :)
Thanks for stopping by my blog & commenting. I hope you can find a good doctor who takes your insurance very quickly. When my husband was bed-ridden with migraines, it took us forever to find a doctor who would treat him instead of saying he was a drug seeker. Hopefully you'll find help very very soon.
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