Wednesday, August 27, 2008

I need a hero...

Or something like that.

What I failed to mention about the FAIL-WHALE doctor's visit is that it was discovered that I now weigh, after over a year of restricted movement to one degree or a THOUSAND others, what I weighed the DAY I HAD MY SON.

Okay, so I only gained 19 pounds during the pregnancy... but dear GOD.

Like I didn't have ENOUGH reasons to be depressed.

Does anyone have any suggestions on how to get this weight off of me?!?!?!

I *would* have asked the WonderDoc, but I feared that he would have told me to see a plastic surgeon, because, you know, he was just THAT HELPFUL with logical, DO-able solutions and all.

Maybe I should go on the Kate Moss diet and consume nothing but Evian and celery. Oh wait... she tended to season with cocaine, didn't she? Hmmm...

Anyone??? LOL

1 Harmonizations:

Lynellen said...

The celery "seasoning" might help with the pain?? :)

Thanks for stopping by my blog & commenting. I hope you can find a good doctor who takes your insurance very quickly. When my husband was bed-ridden with migraines, it took us forever to find a doctor who would treat him instead of saying he was a drug seeker. Hopefully you'll find help very very soon.